Team Eldritch

Team Eldritch is a villainous team dedicated to the pursuit and capture of cosmic abominations from beyond the fragile walls of your universe, human –

…oh, all right, fine.

I am not a villainous team; truth be told, I’m not even a team. It’s just me behind the curtain. (Hi!) I don’t spend my days frenziedly searching for eldritch monstrosities from outside the realm of mortal comprehension; I don’t even spend my nights thrashing and sweat-soaked, roused in terror by nightmares as disquieting as they are relentless.

I am not the crawling chaos and I have never once conversed with the audient void. To my lasting shame I confess that the muffled, maddening beat of drums does not echo with ceaseless fury around my skull; nor does the sunken city of the Old Ones haunt the bloodshot corners of my vision, in fits and flashes too brief and horrible to describe.

I’m not even a mad cultist. Sigh.

This is just a place where I post things – games, obscenely long devlogs, the usual. Thanks for stopping by!

…That was a bit anti-climactic, wasn’t it? (Sorry.)